Is this what dinner looks like at your house?

Seth has a strawberry crystal light mustache he has been sporting for a week now. Crystal light, you say...well, he is a month from being 6 and about 40 pounds, so he is watching his weight. His dad is pushing protein shakes to try to put some meat on his bones, but all he wants to drink is crystal light. Hence, the mustache. I ask him to get a straw to drink his crystal light (maybe that will help at least with the re-staining).






Paul is enjoying his barbequed salmon and decides he wants to share. He offers anyone $20.00 to eat a whole fillet. Hailee of course was the first to take him up on it. For the record he offered $3 for a bite and no one took the bait. Now he has upped the ante and Hailee is in. She starts to shovel it in and at first seems to enjoy it. Then it hits. "Oh, this is awful" she says as she shovels in bite after bite.



Tyler decides he can't pass up the opportunity to make $20 in a matter of minutes. Tyler is very picky. Well, he used to be very picky and I can only update his status to mostly very picky at this point. Tyler surprised us all by LIKING his salmon. He really did like it!



Now Kenna is finished with her dinner. She is missing a shirt because it got so dirty during dinner she insisted I take it off. Her tummy is so full by the time she is done that it is bloated out to here and she is proud of it. What you can't see from the picture is what happens next. She proceeds to spit crystal light (Seth shared) down her naked tummy. Did you know crystal light stains upper lips and tummies too? She has red streaks down her tummy and flaunts that too.

Dinner is expensive tonight. It wasn't the salmon, but the $20.00 a fillet Paul had to dole out to the kids who ate the fish. Recession, what recession?!